What happened after the movie ended (by Jeff Schrembs 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Ever wonder what happens, really, after the movie ends? Well, here are a few answers all in good fun:

Pretty woman - when her looks diminished she was back on the streets.

Jurassic Park - a butterfly ended up growing 97 feet long and shot fire from it's mouth. Before taking out 20 of the US major cities Godzilla swatted him out of the sky.

Love me tender - Elvis survived his gunshot. Stayed married. Had children. Met "Carnival Parker" and went on to international fame.

Godzilla - after battling a 97 foot long, fire breathing, butterfly Godzilla was thanked for all of 16 hours. On the 16th hour and one minute mark he has nuked. As he returned back to the sea he held up his middle finger as long as he could.

Gone with the wind - Scarlet and Rhett rebuild Tara only to lose it to a carpetbagger. Rhett tried to defend his home but failed as US troops opened fire with a gatling gun.

Ted - he fell asleep with an electric blanket on which caught on fire. The doctors tried saving his head but it was too big and fluffy. Not to mention reeked.

The day the music died (Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, the Big Bopper) - video by Waylon Jennings

True Tori (Spelling)

Tori Spelling.

I have only seen her in passing when someone else was watching the (long gone) hit series 90210.

However, due to the "beauty" of insomnia, in the long hours of the night I occasionally flip through the tv channels and recently I discovered True Tori.

This series is a "reality tv show" based around the fact that her husband cheated on her and them trying to rebuild their relationship.

I have often said that (regrettably) 90+ percent of men/males cheat. They brag about it and don't limit it to one time. The percentage may be closer to 99%.

The problems in their marriage has, which it usually does, hurt their children. Watching their children go through this tugs at the strings of the heart.

Contrary to popular belief, at least pertaining to the majority of online comments, Tori is a real person - a mother - and is suffering.

Even though I never cheated, and wouldn't even think of doing so, I did participate in the deterioration of my relationship. Over time trust eroded. It started like a slight leak in a pipe gradually dripping minute after minute until it created a mess.

It is evident in this show that trust is long gone and it is painful knowing that this is happening to her family and to others around this world.

If you are in a relationship then cherish it. If you are looking for a relationship I wish you well. If you are going through problems in your relationship then; communicate, listen, change, and make these a daily habit. If not then what you see on True Tori will not only be "watchable tv" but it will invoke first hand (bad) experiences and one of the most important things in your life you may lose.

Take my advice and work through your relationship problems. During the interim check out True Tori.

Jeff Schrembs

To Mothers on Mothers Day 2014 (by Jeff Schrembs)

Mothers…more than the 7 letters it takes to form the word.
Mothers are where life (literally) beings.
Mothers are the ones who, while expecting, put their; hopes, dreams, and love into the child they have never met.
Mothers create a bond with their children from within the womb.
Mothers are the foundation of a family…and more.
Mothers not only should be honored, appreciated, and respected on Mothers Day but the other 364 days as well.
Mothers raise their children that is, at the same time, unique and on par with the very first mother…Eve.
Mothers don’t need to be taught for they have instincts, feelings, and methods that no one else can imagine let alone experience.
Mothers are so special that all the words in Websters cannot being to describe.
I (truly and humbly) wish the mother of my children, their mothers, etc. nothing but; happiness, good health, long life, and most of all love. That they truly know how much they mean, and meant, in the heart and that they always know that in good times and bad there is nothing greater than a mothers love…and love for mothers.
Happy Mothers Day 2014

These men with broken hearts - an Elvis Presley video/photo montage by Jeff Schrembs

by Jeff Schrembs - 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

 

Great video of 2 entertainers at their prime singing Hey Jude

SOLUTION - EASILY SEND FAXES USING MAGIC JACK

Note - the magic jack I am using is the one that plugs directly into my laptop

Step # 1 - Go to your computer and right click on your PRINTER settings. Then make sure that the icon/box listed as "high speed" is UNCHECKED. Then save your settings (note: you can reset them when not faxing).

Step # 2 - Make sure your printer is turned on and the fax line is plugged into the back of the magic jack.

Step # 3 - Place your documents as you would if you were copying them - dial the fax number - and (if not automatically) hit send.

This SOLVES the problems with magic jack faxes not going through - communication errors - and/or it being slow as molasses.

Enjoy.

Jeff Schrembs
www.ElvisCollector.info

PS: Please leave comments to confirm this worked for you and please feel free to share it on your social networks. Thank you.